Both are fruit.
You: apple farmers are committing fraud
Me: proof?
You: look it up
Me: I don't see any proof
You: there wouldn't be any, apple farmers would lie about it
Me: Isn't this like if I just decided to say that orange farmers are fraudsters but I gave no evidence?
You: No because they are different fruits. And what incentive would orange farmers have to lie?
Me: Yeah okay, totally. Except this was an analogy so the type of fruit isn't really the point.
You: ooooh, I get it now.
Me: I can't believe I had to spell this all out for you. You're such a fucking idiot.
You: I know, I'm sorry, I'll delete my original comment about people in Chicago being shot in the head counted as covid patients. I will also go further and deactive my reddit account, and enroll myself in a media literacy course.
Me: Thank you. Good luck.